Seems like everybody’s getting these for Christmas this year. I know I got one for everyone in my family. (Luckily “arriving late” is still going to make it by Christmas for most of them, because I shipped juuuust early enough.)
Provided you don’t have to order any of the supplies, here’s the embroidery file so you can make your own. It runs two in a 5×7 hoop. If you have a 4×4 machine, you can try shrinking it down from the SVG file (included) with Ink/Stitch, but that’s really pushing it for the font size.
[Priority Mail Ornament]